Fun & Easy Halloween Costumes
Here are some fun and easy Halloween costumes:
Put a pillow on your back under your shirt. What are you? Quasimodo!
Put a pillow case on your upper body. What are you? A Chicklet!
Put a sign that says “Go Ceilings!!!!” on your shirt. What are you? A Ceiling Fan! Cheer to help the effect.
Attach a muffin to your hat. What are you? The Muffin-Man
If you are “big-boned” then throw a white sheet (or large pillowcase) on. What are you? Antarctica!
Wear normal clothes, make a sign that says “Nudist on Strike!”
Construction Worker Costume: Old shirt, work boots, tool belt, hand tools, work gloves, hard hat, walkie-talkie or some combination
Wear all white. Attach old cups, milk cartons etc to you. What are you? White trash.
For those times you don’t want to go: say you’re going as a cable-guy – since they never show up; or the invisible man.
For a couple: she dresses as a brick. You as a mason. What are you? A brick-layer.
Wear red, white, and blue. Instant American Flag.
