Symptoms Of Tear Staining.
Sunday, February 21st, 2010
My poor little Terrier, Poopsie, has terrible dark marks down his nose and it just makes her look like some drugged out drag queen whose been crying over her abusive pimp. I just can’t have Tear Staining on my precious so we went to my stylist for a shampoo and haircut. I was getting my highlights done anyway so I though Poopsie could have her hair done too.
I’ve been going to the same stylist for years but this was Poopsie’s first time so I dressed her in a special outfit for the occasion. We walked into the saloon with matching leopard print dresses and I even had little matching collars for us. Well, you can imagine my shock when the stylist told me I had to take my “dog” to a groomer. Poopsie isn’t a dog she’s a member of my family and if they won’t take her then they can’t have me either.